2. Not all Care Bears actually care about you. I learned that the hard way.
3. If an attic clown offers you a candy shaped like your head, don't eat it.
Thank you for being my guest today, Jeremy. Stay for a bit, and I'll make another pot of that interweb tea you like so much.
The rest of you, go out and buy some of Jeremy's books; he's got a bunch of 'em and they're all great. Here's a link to his Amazon Author Page where you can browse at your leisure:
Join my next week for more guests, more discussions, and more information. In the meantime, thank you for reading.